THE COLLEGE HILL INDEPENDENT


THIS WEEK IN MIDNIGHT DODGEBALL

bigballcatcher4eva has signed on.
bigballcatcher4eva wants to direct chat with illegalsegal.
bigballcatcher4eva: so what're u here for?
illegalsegal: i wanna get hit.

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illegalsegal: do you wanna hit me?
bigballcatcher4eva: i don't know. are u gonna cream if i hit you??
bigballcatcher4eva: scream*
illegalsegal: will u let me scream master?
bigballcatcher4eva: i wanna tear you apart and feed you to my dogs. their wearing leather.
illegalsegal: i want you to hit me with ur big red balls.
bigballcatcher4eva: me2
illegalsegal: what're u wearing???
bigballcatcher4eva: oakleys.
illegalsegal: if i get hit by ur big red balls, do i go 2 jail??
bigballcatcher4eva: i want to tag u hard
illegalsegal: am i in jail yet? is it maximum security?
bigballcatcher4eva: the dogs are sniffing u. i wanna cavity search u.
illegalsegal: what's a cavity search?
bigballcatcher4eva: its latin. its means i love u.