That's right. For the the small price of $100 or more, you too could own a piece of the charm that has captivated a nation.
According to Rick Santorum's official campaign website, "popular demand" is to blame for the continuation of the official Rick Santorum for President sweater vest. "Perfect for demonstrating solidarity with true conservatives, this vest is a great way to show your support for Rick." And here everyone thought he was the anti-contraceptive candidate.
The price may seem steep, but there are no handouts in Rick Santorum's America. That $100 includes more than Rick's signature American-made sweater vests — the ex-senator's famous charisma and work ethic come right alongside each order. For just $100, Rick Santorum is offering the nation's poor a big helping hand in the wonderland of free market capitalism, they just need to reach out and grab it. I feel more employable just thinking about it.
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