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THE SECOND ANNUAL INDYS

illustration by by Robert Sandler

THE SECOND ANNUAL INDYS

Best Anagrammatic Film Reviews: @WPoundstone

Best YouTube: Skrillex in Ibiza

Best Comeback: D’angelo

Future of Literature: @dog_ebooks

Best Creepy Alien Eyes: Ryan Gosling

Best Marriage Plot: Kim Kardashian and Chris Humphries

Best Concert: Thee Oh Sees at Building 16

Best Acting Range: Antonio Banderas (The Skin I Live In v. Puss in Boots)

Best Newspaper Correction:
(From the December 29 New York Times) An article on Monday about Jack Robison and Kirsten Lindsmith, two college students with Asperger syndrome who are navigating the perils of an intimate relationship, misidentified the character from the animated children’s TV show “My Little Pony” that Ms. Lindsmith said she visualized to cheer herself up. It is Twilight Sparkle, the nerdy intellectual, not Fluttershy, the kind animal lover.

Best Pixar Short: Young Adult

Best New Drink: Beer on Ice

Most Pet-Friendly Airline: Pet Airways

Best Doo-Dad: Local/Sustainable Whale Candle

Best Food: Ibid.

Up-and-Coming Country: China

On the Way Out: Private School

Best New Style: Long Hair Don’t Care

Biggest Energy Source: “Sun”

Wish It Had a Videogame: Rick Santorum’s Family Dinners

Wish It Would Go Away: Mildew

Guiltiest Pleasure: Mildew

-Indy Staff