THE COLLEGE HILL INDEPENDENT


From the Editors V.30 N.7

by Greg Nissan

published April 3, 2015


[ The form of this FTE imitates Paul Legault's The Other Poems—Eds. ]

 

Nothing sadder than

soggy pizza, our imperial

grandmother insists while

scooping the iodine from

my speech-bubble intestines.

 

DR. SEUSS: Psilocybin is not for children

DR. DRE: Dr. Phil is dead, Theo. Chill Out.

ENNUI: Waaah! Waaah! My baguette—über soggy!

 

Mind upside down is

wind, I screwed that up.

Headlines, headlines, head

boards where the lice carve

“Tom and Alice Liceberg

4EVER.”

 

JOURNALISTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST: Dudes…

PARTY BUS: Not a single bathroom on this thing...

VIKING LANDLORDS: Wikipedia is the truth, man…

 

Mid 60s, cloudy, sunny

sometimes. How was

your spring break

down?

 

DIPLO: This velvet void throbs with a violent undoing.

PLAY-DO: Gloop gloop glurbadee!

DO RE MI: Cue the horns. –GN